Gone to Tahiti on vacation In the jungle I found me a tiki man Well, you can understand my elation When the natives, they um, they all smy hand The head of the village said destroy it Well, I'm no fool, I kept it anyway Now to this day I regret it When I found you, my little tiki man TIKI MAN I've got nothing to do with you TIKI MAN And our partnership is through TIKI MAN I'll tell you right now Aren't you ever going to leave it alone? Soon I discovered my special powers Me and my old friend the tiki man I could float around my room for many hours And make some certain people disappear But there was something terribly disturbing My eyes turned ruby red like a tiki man Now in time I'm cursed forever Thanks to my friend the tiki man TIKI MAN I've got nothing to do with you TIKI MAN Our partnership is through TIKI MAN I tell you right now You're never gonna leave it alone Whoa! Oh! Look out! TIKI MAN! No!