Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll be alone in a quick Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll never get another fix I'm telling you it's not a trick Pay attention, don't be thick Or you're liable to get licked You're gonna see the reason why When they're spitting in your eye They'll be spitting in your eye Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy A girl's not a tonic or a pill Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy You're just jonesing for a spill Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst When you meet another nurse She'll be driving in a hearse