Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll be alone in a quick Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll never get another fix I'm telling you it's not a trick Pay attention, don't be thick Or you're liable to get licked You're gonna see the reason why When they're spitting in your eye They'll be spitting in your eye Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy A girl's not a tonic or a pill Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy You're just jonesing for a spill Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst When you meet another nurse She'll be driving in a hearse You're gonna need a heap of glue When they all catch up with you And they cut you up in two Now your ears are ringing The birds have stopped their singing Everything is turning grey No candy in your till No cutie left to thrill You're alone on a tuesday Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll be alone in a quick Hang up the chick habit Hang it up, daddy Or you'll never get another fix I'm telling you it's not a trick Pay attention, don't be thick Or you're liable to get licked You're gonna see the reason why When they're spitting in your eye They'll be spitting in your eye