Destroy All Lawyers Nixon Mojo 1 2 3 4 There's a plague on the planet And they went to law school A bunch of hornswagglers Treat us like fools Know who I'm talkin' about Let me hear you shout Destroy all lawyers! Destroy all lawyers! Bunch of evil weasel poseurs! Destroy all lawyers! Watch them push them papers And bend them laws Will the chump with the most money Buy them all? Grab them by their tails Spit in their eyes Well they charge you by the minute While we get paid by the hour What I want to know Is how they steal all this power? I wanna see them explode In every zip code Destroy all lawyers! Destroy all lawyers! Bunch of evil weasel poseurs! Destroy all lawyers! They got, they got their own bar Where they drink pints of greed Let's spay and neuter 'em So that they can't breed So let us? Is at the bottom of the sea They're not even new Yea they're worse than devil Gonna blow up the planet Charge God double Wanna see 'em explode In every zip code Destroy all lawyers! Destroy all lawyers! Bunch of evil weasel poseurs! Destroy all lawyers!