Well, I love the women And I love them all the same I love the women And I love them all the same I love the women But not enough to give them my name These women make a fool Out of me, Lord out of me I take a girl to dinner She hangs around my neck When I take a girl to dinner, Lord She hangs around my neck She pays the taxi Also pays my check These women make a fool Out of me, Lord out of me Well, she rubs my back with alcohol Just to cure my cough Well, she rubs my back with alcohol Just to cure my cough Well, I almost broke my back Trying to lick the alcohol off These women make a fool Out of me, Lord out of me