Long black coat and fingernails, The size of fking trees. My head is bald, my ears they point, Just like my fking teeth. I stalk upstairs, I raise your hairs. A dirty stinking fiend. I got no time, I got no mind, My kind just wants to feed. Whoah-oh-oh-Nosferatu! Ain't known for looks Ain't known for charm Tall as a fking rail. Snow white demon my mind is schemin' Gonna make you scream and wail. My nose is perched upon my face, Like a crooked running beak, I smell your blood, gonna make it flood, Next morning's lookin' bleak. My drool hits home right on your neck, I'll clean up when I'm done. Gonna take my stance, make you shit your pants, Mealtime can be fun.