Ooklah the punk was going to the show Ooklah the punk fought Lou Ferrigno Ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics Ooklah the punk says anything that fits Ooklah! Now you're lying in a gutter Ooklah! Hates his father and his mother Ooklah! Oh your skin is just like butter Ooklah the punk Ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes Ooklah the punk says what do you know? Ooklah the punk says how do you do? Ooklah the punk says I'm better than you Ooklah! Smoking drinking now he's thinking Ooklah! Feeling like he should be kneeling Ooklah! Sees damnation wants salvation Ooklah the punk I want to be saved like you And I want to be your friend too I want to be saved like you And I want to be your friend too Ooklah the punk went to a revival Ooklah the punk bought himself a new Bible Ooklah the punk he reads it everyday Ooklah the punk says YIPPEE KIE YAY! Ooklah! Now we're at the end of story Ooklah! On a one way trip to glory Ooklah! Now everything is hunky dory Ooklah the punk I want to be saved like you And I want to be your friend too I want to be saved like you And I want to be your... friend... Tooyohooyohooeeeeiiieeeeyoohohoooobzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz