Oh, gee, what is it tonight? At least just tell me, what the hell is wrong Do you want to eat, do you want to sleep Do you want to drown? Just settle down, settle down, settle down I'll give you give candy, give you diamonds, give you pills Give you anything you want, hundred dollar bills I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see Just marry me, marry me, marry me I'm so sick of you tonight You never stay awake when I get home Is something wrong with me Something wrong with you? I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills Give you anything you want, hundred dollar bills I even let you watch the shows you want to see Because you married me, married me, married me When I was young I learned a game Where love and happiness were the same Now, I'm older and I don't play I found out the hardest way I got wasted, she got mad Called me names and she called her dad He got crazy and I did too Wondered what I did to you I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills Give you anything you want, hundred dollar bills I even let you hear the songs I want to sing I'll give you anything, anything, anything I'll give you anything, anything, anything