Well, you try to make me be like you All diggin' and a barkin' and confused You try to make me be like that Oh baby, can't you see that I'm a Cat Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I don't dig that, no no no Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I'm not like that Well, you try to make me be like you You say go fetch the stick the man threw You try to make me go that way (oh baby) You tell me that's what people like today – But But I'm a Fat Cat baby And I won't chase that, no no no Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I'm not like that You try to make me bark at you You tell me that's what a dog's supposed to do But you are barking up the wrong tree Oh baby won't you take a look at me Oh I'm a Fat Cat baby And I won't fake that, no no no Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I'm not like that The world keeps spinning round and round So don't panic when I get low down I think I'd better throw a dog a bone 'Cause I'm the fattest cat this side of town Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I don't dig that, no no no Yes I'm a Fat Cat baby And I'm not like that So I said, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh babe And a ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh girlfriend And a ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh babe I'm fa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm I'm faaaaat