Decent at pleasantries My heart's in my chest My p's & q's on my sleeves But I ain't no fool & I ain't naive You can't tell right from wrong So I had to write it down For you in a fucking love song I ain't no fool & I ain't naive You say play nice Babe I ain't nice When I am told to be & You like your women sweet Dolled up and gagged in dirty magazines Well I ain't no silent doll and I ain't that sweet You say play nice Babe I stay nice Until i need to be mean You think I'm nice That's a dirty lie You've been told to believe That I'm sugar, syrup, saccharine That I'm all lavender & tangerine & If you tell me to smile please I'll make sure to show you my teeth & Play nice, babe, I'm as nice as a guillotine You say play nice, babe, I'm as nice as gasoline You say Play Nice You say play nice Play nice, play nice Play nice, play nice