A little lady standing next to me Isn't she a pretty thing? I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand Another fellow can tip his hat And I'm as gentle as a pussycat But let it go much further than that, and he's a dead man 'Cause that's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side (ha-ha, yeah) The politician on my TV He says he's only lookin' out for me He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run But every year he gives himself a raise With a chunk of every buck I make Now he's talkin like he wants to take my shotgun That's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side Ain't lookin' for no trouble Don't wanna start no fight Don't want more than I got comin' I only wanna do what's right Just treat me like I treat you And we'll get along just fine But mister take one step across that line And that's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on our bad side ♪ I like Van Halen, and I like George Jones Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones Bocephus when he rocks-n-rolls still kills me There oughta be a law against cowboy rap (you're right) And all that boy band crap A little sissy in a cowboy hat aint country, no But that's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side Yeah, that's a real good way To get on my bad side That's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side That's a good way That's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side