You packed up all my clothes And put 'em by the door Is this your way of telling me I don't live here anymore. You've gone and called a cab And told me where to go Two hearts that used to be on fire Have just gone up in smoke. Now I ain't no magician Can't change the way things are I can't make you love me If it's not in the cards. I can't wave a magic wand And make you want me near But I can do a hat trick I'll put it on and disappear. Now I ain't gonna crawl And I won't jump through hoops To try and make you love me Like I used to do. You've pulled this stunt before And I kept holdin' on But this time when you close the door Look around and I'll be gone. Now I ain't no magician Can't change the way things are I can't make you love me If it's not in the cards. I can't wave a magic wand And make you want me near But I can do a hat trick I'll put it on and disappear. So I'll just do my hat trick I'll put it on and disappear...