We had a little fight tonight buddy it got vicious And all the way out the door I was duckin' dishes I thought I'd let her simmer down just a few degrees So I came in here to have a beer or two or three. Chorus: That's when I do my best drinkin' When I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin' Leaves me dyin' of thirst Go ahead and take the keys to my car Make a little room at the bar 'Cause buddy when the fightin' starts My best drinkin'. Now give me something cold and wet in a long neck bottle 'Cause she said some things to me tonight that were hard to swallow It's gonna take me all night long to wash em down 'Cause when she makes me lose my cool one thing I've found. Chorus: That's when I do my best drinkin' When I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin' Leaves me dyin' of thirst Go ahead and take the keys to my car Make a little room at the bar 'Cause buddy when the fightin' starts My best drinkin'. I ain't seein' double yet, set em up Joe's I'm ain't as think as you drunk I am Hell you outta know. Chorus: That's when I do my best drinkin' When I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin' Leaves me dyin' of thirst Go ahead and take the keys to my car Make a little room at the bar 'Cause buddy when the fightin' starts My best drinkin'. Well, I'll tell you when I've had enough I'm just gettin' loosened up 'Cause buddy when love gets tough That's when I do my best drinkin'...