Swingin' doors and neon signs Hardwood floors and old pick up lines Cheap well drinks and tight blue jeans Got me thinkin' crazy things But I know that it's never how it seems Where every girl looks pretty and they all think I can dance And even though my game is lame, somehow I stand a chance Yeah livin' in this honky tonk, the real world disappears But when I sober up, I know it's all just smoke and beers High heeled shoes and low cut shirts Too much perfume on a barstool flirt Clipped on hair and caked on eyes Her Friday night disguise But in time I might just realize That when every girl looks pretty and they all think I can dance I'm 10 deep at the bar and there's no way I stand a chance Yeah livin' in this honky tonk, the real world disappears But when I sober up, I know it's all just smoke and beers ... When I'm feelin' strong as Whiskey and those go home lights come on And I think she's comin' with me, but that woman is long gone Yeah livin' in this honky tonk, the real world disappears And when I sober up, I know it's all just smoke and beers And if I wake up still kinda drunk, sayin', "How did I get here?" Y'all it's all just smoke and beers.