Don't drink tequila after 1 am Don't try to stop a fight that you're not already in Don't be embarrassed, get up and dance Don't sleep with your best friends ex, he won't really understand Whoa, whoa, there ain't that much to worry about Whoa, whoa, there's always time for one more round Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, The schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar There's always that one girl who's everybody's flirt And that guy in a business suit who never made it home from work A couple shooting whiskey just about to fight And a leather faced gypsy full of no good advice Whoa, whoa, from happy hour to last call Whoa, whoa, I've seen it all Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, The schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar Life is short It's just a little while So over tip your waitress And try to crack a smile Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, The schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar I leaned in this bar