I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian Pass me some more of that rot-gut I'm proud to be Creeosylvanian Hold my seat while I take a piss The Basilisk sucks dogshit through his nose His lackies gets brown showers from the Pope The only reason we live in the catacombs Is our government makes a living licking shit holes I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian Pass me another cabbage roll I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian Hold my seat while I go out and vomit I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian Pass me another orphan I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian Hold my seat while I fuck him up the asshole