Born to a whore on a Parisian floor In the ides of march, a babe to abhor Pardon my French, but life really sucked When you're born and grow up an ugly duck To the smiths to work my mother bade me But play with the fire and you'll get burnt, you see For after the boss gave me a beating I lit up the kiln to blow up everything Merde! Villagers threw stones at the sight they saw A crispy pyromaniac with no lower jaw For this curse of life, I got my revenge Burning all Europe from Rome to Stonehenge Then one day I wandered to a most depressing place Creepsylvania! With no food for my face Alone in a grave, I thought that was it Till two hooded ghouls came to steal all my shit This ones alive the chunky one said Give him my grog and they tipped back my head That is Fermentor heres meat to gnosh Hey Digestor lets teach him to mosh! They asked me join 'em and gave me an axe Then we added Dissector, it was on Maniaxe And with my friends help, I'll torch every fool Cremator burns all in the name of Ghoul! Merde!