Nightfall, and you head to the show A ticket is clutched in your hand Wearing a vest made of denim With patches of your favorite bands You get to the club And the first band is totally lame These posers are into the nu-school They have t-i-o-n in their name! Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin! Up from the pit We launch an assault on the stage Hatchets are buried in craniums In a frenzy of psychotic rage Killing machines Necks are all broken and slashed We came here to conquer, we came here to rule WE CAME HERE TO SPLATTERTHRASH! Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin! SPLATTERTHRASH! BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD! SPLATTERTHRASH! SLAY THE LIVING, EAT THE DEAD! SPLATTERTHRASH! MOSHING LIKE A FOOL! SPLATTERTHRASH! LIVE FOR METAL, DIE FOR GHOUL! End of the show And on to the next shitty dive The scenesters who got on the guest list Paid with their poserish lives But you survived Your metal turned out to be True You slammed in the pit and you didn't take shit A Numbskull, through and through Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!