Let me introduce you to a very special fiend A twisted hunchback with stringy white hair Peddler of curios and Ghoul benefactor At a dusty little place down the road From our lair His name is of no concern But his wares are of particular interest He sells the most peculiar oddities Its a wonder that his store stays in business Welcome to my shop, My little home away from home Take a look around if you dare I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse Curiosities to horrify and scare Horned human skulls, Cursed Egyptian scrolls A puzzle box that causes lamentation A cursed monkeys paw And a crucifix that bleeds Part and parcel of my curious vocation Cobweb veils stretch across the room And obscure switch carved from a bone A pull of the lever and the floor opens up Revealing the ostium that leads to our home Creepsylvania is where they all go From our bone riddled dungeon of Horror To a shop specializing in creepy curios Welcome to my shop, My little home away from home Take a look around if you dare I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse Curiosities to horrify and scare Horned human skulls, Cursed Egyptian scrolls A puzzle box that causes lamentation A cursed monkeys paw And a crucifix that bleeds Part and parcel of my curious vocation Coffins, Coffins, Coffins, Coffins and Curios