This is not another love song
This is not another sad song
This is not a Kpop song
So that means it's good
When I say "hey", you say "ho"
"Hey"
(Ho)
I'm not a ho
I'm playing the guitar
But if I take the guitar away
Then this looks weird
Now you are confused
It's so bad there's no excuse
Well in my defense
This song doesn't make sense
You're on your own
I am very disappointed
Now here comes the second verse
And this one is gonna be worse
Terrible, trust me
Cuz starting now, the song is off key
Sounds bad huh?
Hehe I know
Your ears hurt, you look unhappy
No refunds, I am so sorry
Remember in case you are upset
That this song doesn't make sense
But instead of a guitar, it's your mom
(Female Moan)
(Male Moan)
Haha that's your dad
Ok sorry, real one
What?
Before we start the show,
I want you to know
Ladies and gents
This show doesn't make sense