You caught me I'm sorry I feel terrible trust me The choice wasn't mine My life is in decline Oh I'll try my best not to do it again I used a windows computer Even tho I'm an Apple user Oh I deserve to be banished Or even worse, beheaded I must be punished for what the hell I've done God I'm so sorry for what I have become I used a windows computer Even tho I'm an Apple user Once you're brainwashed You gotta stay brainwashed