Happy birthday to you, human Congratulations on being born You're not so unique 'cause we've all done that So stop asking for attention, you stupid twat Why do you need all this attention? Do you have a fear of rejection? (Of course, I do) And the wishes you get, they mean nothing (they don't, but I like them) Just blow out your candles and start eating Your mother went into labor (ouch) She should be the one getting flowers (no, I like them) Stop taking the credits, and please go away (but I, I like attention) There's no point in birthdays because you'll die one day Happy birthday