England, Italy, Thailand, Germany, Canada
Switzerland, Australia, Iceland
In a key hole, in the fridge
In a cereal bowl, in an ink cartridge
In a loaf of bread, in a birthday cake
On my uncle's bed, in between two steaks
You might wonder what this all means
Well this is where my penis has been
In an ATM slit it didn't fit
On my teacher's chin just the foreskin
Of course it went on my phone screen
Yeah, this is where my penis has been
On your flip-flop, in your pair of socks
On your door knob and in your mailbox
On your camera lens, in your whiskey flask
On my sleepy friends, on your covid mask
I also put it next to a sardine
Yeah, this is where my penis has been
On a toaster, it didn't feel better
In chicken stock, that's where i put my co-, uhm
This is where my penis has been
Yeah, this is where my penis has been