We've been best friends for a while
He doesn't fail to make me smile
A day with him feels like seconds
I always enjoy his presence
But lately people have been wondering
If there is more than just bonding
Whether or not this makes sense
There is no bromance
He took my hand in his
So I wouldn't fall off a cliff
We practiced mouth to mouth
In case we gotta save lives
And Even though we'll do it again
I know he is just my friend
Together We shared great moments
When we slept in the same tent
Together we went to Vietnam
Gave each other rectal exams
I trust him more than I trust my girlfriend
She thinks we are more than friends
But just because we enjoy cuddling
Doesn't mean anything
He took my hand in his
So I wouldn't fall off a cliff
Last month we had sex
But that was just to test
No homo but we'll do it again
Cuz he is just my friend
Tada is just my friend