Hey buddy, listen here I Gotta tell you something Grab a chair 'cause what I got Is quite surprising I met a woman And she is wonderful I am so in love She shines more than a jewel Good news, you're actually quite familiar with her Yeah buddy, the thing is that I'm dating your mother Oh, one day, one day You will understand Oh, one day, one day I'll move in your house and then We'll live happily forever after 'Cause one day, yeah, one day I will marry her I will marry her I will marry her I know it's not easy When you'll see her kiss me But your dad abandoned her So I'm here to cover I'll take you to school Then I will follow you Together we'll learn math 'Cause we're in the same class I know it's tough since your mom is also the teacher Just look away while I smile and make out with her Oh, one day, one day You'll like me better Oh, one day, one day We'll make you a brother We'll officially Be living together 'Cause one day, yeah, one day I'll be your father I'll be your father I'll be your father Call me dad Call me dad I'll be your father Oh, one day, one day You will understand That I loved your mother Since I was ten You can't be mad at me For falling in love Did you know your mom Likes it quite rough? Oh, one day, one day I'll tell you stories Of that time your mom and I Did it on your bed sheets I am her choice And I am not sorry Starting today, yeah, today You will respect me