Hey buddy, listen here
I Gotta tell you something
Grab a chair 'cause what I got
Is quite surprising
I met a woman
And she is wonderful
I am so in love
She shines more than a jewel
Good news, you're actually quite familiar with her
Yeah buddy, the thing is that I'm dating your mother
Oh, one day, one day
You will understand
Oh, one day, one day
I'll move in your house and then
We'll live happily forever after
'Cause one day, yeah, one day
I will marry her
I will marry her
I will marry her
I know it's not easy
When you'll see her kiss me
But your dad abandoned her
So I'm here to cover
I'll take you to school
Then I will follow you
Together we'll learn math
'Cause we're in the same class
I know it's tough since your mom is also the teacher
Just look away while I smile and make out with her
Oh, one day, one day
You'll like me better
Oh, one day, one day
We'll make you a brother
We'll officially
Be living together
'Cause one day, yeah, one day
I'll be your father
I'll be your father
I'll be your father
Call me dad
Call me dad
I'll be your father
Oh, one day, one day
You will understand
That I loved your mother
Since I was ten
You can't be mad at me
For falling in love
Did you know your mom
Likes it quite rough?
Oh, one day, one day
I'll tell you stories
Of that time your mom and I
Did it on your bed sheets
I am her choice
And I am not sorry
Starting today, yeah, today
You will respect me