Bring on your goblin hordes and bands of orcs, hulking zombies and kobolds.
No gnoll or troll gonna slow me down oh no.
Dodecalicious ever vicious.
So many possibilities when I swing.
In the end it won't mean a thing cause again and again, every time my friend the outcomes always the same.
I roll the die of 20 sides and cleave your ass in twain.
Because I'm rolling 20s like a 68 Impala.
AC doesn't matter, critical damage from my war hammer.
I throw the big 2-0 against every single foe and they're crushed by the force of my mighty blow.
I lay em low, yeah I lay em low.
There's a bugbear down there, I ain't scared.
Gelatinous cube, split in two, reduced to ooze, I can't lose.
Go ahead boy make your move, cause your all fodder for the slaughter, don't need no modifier to compensate.
It's too late, icosahedrons sealed your fate.
Because I'm rolling 20s like a 68 Impala.
AC doesn't matter, critical damage from my war hammer.
I throw the big 2-0 against every single foe and they're crushed by the force of my mighty blow.
I lay em low, yeah I lay em low.
Because I'm rolling 20s like a 68 Impala.
AC doesn't matter, critical damage from my war hammer.
I throw the big 2-0 against every single foe and they're crushed by the force of my mighty blow.
I lay em low, yeah I lay em low.
I'm rollin twenties, Im rollin twenties.
I got 99 problems, all of them goblins; I suppose at least a bitch ain't one.
Yeah I got 20 reasons right here I don't need luck to be no lady tonight.
I'm rolling 20s.
I'm rolling 20s.
Had a dracolich tryin to break my stride so I chucked a war axe right between his eyes.
Been gaining on a dragon's ass since two days past.
He's terrorizing towns, burnt them to the ground, but I'd be moving quick if I was that son of a bitch now, cause everyday I'm hustling.
Just one perception check springs every trap that's set.
Oh dungeon masters hate when I sit down to play cause I'm rollin twenties.
Don't hate the player hate the game.