"Board of Education"
Board of Education: (singing) I am the Board of the Education
I'm here to serve the interests of our nation
But keeping kids learning doesn't fetch much of an earning
So to make some decent money something had to be done.
(Speaking) Being the genius that I am, I combined two time-honored
American methods of achieving wealth: selling stupid stuff to
Suckers and exploiting the black man.
(Singing) Now we make countless millions off the worthless crap that black folks buy
From their very first gold tooth down to their pimped out rides
Huge medallions, tacky blings
No one would buy those things unless there was a way to keep them gullibly dumb
So we keep them out of college. It's what needs to be done.
(Speaking) So you see why we can't let blacks pass the SATs?
No educated person would spend money on gold rims,
Purple leather seats, and flip-down LCD screens for $3, 000 Geos.