I am the most evil person on the face of the earth Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential ♪ Nobody on Facebook ever had so few friends as me The day I posted all the wicked things I wanted to be A lady's dream come true Unless that lady is you 'Cause I got no self-control And I got thorns in my soul I am the most evil person on the face of the earth Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential ♪ Out from his hiding place That kid who wants to fly The haunted old castle that he once fell into- By mistake and on purpose But his blowhard companion's been there since his fall Spoiling attempts to fly over the wall I'm gonna feed my bloated guts until they explode My pride is Babel Tower-high and full of seeds that I sowed You know I want what you got Don't make me angry, I'm not A man that you can count on to be kind and gentle, no! I am the most evil person on the face of the earth Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth My daddy and my mama raised me right But I think I'm gonna jettison my birthright Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential ♪ It's what I wanted But I don't know what I want I only do what I don't want What is the matter with me? I am the most evil person on the face of the earth Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential ♪ Out from his hiding place That kid who wants to fly The haunted old castle that he once fell into- By mistake and on purpose He launches, he's outward, yet wanting to fall Determined he stays to fly over the wall Rising high on love's sweet fire On forever rising higher Rising higher Love's sweet fire On forever rising higher Oh, oh-oh Oh, oh-oh Oh, oh-oh Oh, oh-oh