Standing in an airport queue with a bag of microphones They arouse suspicion everywhere I go You think that I packed swimming trunks and came home with a bomb? Please sir I've just been away braising in the sun Would it be safe to assume that I've been up to no good again? Why is it I have no shoes on? Cause they floated off down the Seine I have too much time today i bit my fingers raw I heard the foreign birds call And I could not ignore that I missed your pretty face today It wouldn't leave me be And the only thing I've got in the fridge is a shriveled tangerine Would it be safe to assume that i've been up to no good again? As and when I drop down dead be a friend And please bury me under that tree where the neighbourhood dogs mark their territory We swam in lakes in national parks You can't back what you say Thrashing tulips in the dead dead dark You can't back what you say Tasteless meals on plastic trays