Well I'm tore up As drunk as I could be Oh well I'm tore up As drunk as I could be Well now my head is as raggedy As a hair comb with no teeth Oh well I went and got my paycheck I was on my way home Well I went and got my paycheck I was on my way home I stopped and had a drink with the boys Then everything went wrong I had one drink Two drinks Then three or four When I got through there was one left to Go Well I'm tore up As stoned as I could be Now my head is as raggedy As a hair comb with no teeth Oh yeah I had one drink Two drinks Then three or four When I got through there was one left to go Well I'm tore up As drunk as I could be Now my head is as straggly As a hair comb with no teeth Well I been drinking all day I can't go home I been drinking all day I can't go home This stuff has got me tore up Everything I do is wrong