Grand daddy was a Natty Lite drinker
He used to tinker on short bed Chevy's
Part-time talker, a full-time thinker
I remember the day he said "Boy, you're ready to have the talk"
He tossed me a cold one,
Said "Listen up, all you really need to know, son"
If something's stuck and needs fixing
Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking
If things get tough, well it's probably
Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things
I've been around and one thing I've found
Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes
Is some WD-40 and duct tape
3am, here I am in the doghouse
I fell right out of her good graces
Dead cell phone, a new dead bolt
Put a damper on our communication
And just when all hope was gone
In my stubborn head a little light came on
If something's stuck and needs fixing
Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking
If things get tough, well it's probably
Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things
I've been around and one thing I've found
Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes
Is some WD-40 and duct tape
It took half a roll and a little lubricator
On a couple Zebco's, but a 6 pack later
I somehow McGyvered some way to tape her a little note
On her window... and what do you know
If something's stuck and needs fixing
Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking
If things get tough, well it's probably
Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things
I've been around and one thing I've found
Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes
Is some WD-40 and duct tape
I put a lot of faith in WD-40 and duct tape