Some people clap on the one and three Some people clap on the two and four Some people don't join at all 'cause they got no rhythm And that's alright Some people, they drink too much Some people don't drink enough Some people are just like me I hope y'all forgive 'em I'm like scotch and zydeco bands I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt I'm always speaking my mind When I'm better off biting my tongue I'm a bad joke at the wrong time Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone ♪ If I was sweet tea, it'd be a bit bitter If you took a drink, you might reconsider If I was a church, I'd be hanging with the sinners Talking 'bout Hendrix and Heaven If I was a bar, I'd be a dive A free jukebox in a double-wide Neon lights saying "Come inside" And I'd be open 24-7 I'm like scotch and zydeco bands I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt I'm always speaking my mind When I'm better off biting my tongue I'm a bad joke at the wrong time Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone ♪ Yeah, I'm hard to love, it's true I'm a little more rough than smooth It's a wonder I found somebody like me, like you I'm like scotch and zydeco bands I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt I'm always speaking my mind When I'm better off biting my tongue I'm a bad joke at the wrong time Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone Yeah, I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone