From the sound of my voice you can probably tell The new medication ain't working so well And the puppies on greeting cards saying "get well" I'll see them in hell Natural selection is awfully rude The universe plays spin the bottle with you But instead of a kiss you get royally screwed Well screw the universe too Please let me be ill, just for today I swear next time I will let you pray But let me be ill darling Just for today Humor me please And refuse to believe That I'm doing well In your peachy keen dreams In sickness, in health And in maddening screams Through all extremes Please let me be ill, just for today I swear next time I will let you pray But let me be ill darling We're all made to be sick sometimes I was built to be ill If you can't accept that Then nobody will Visiting hours are suddenly through Do you want to help? Well here's what you do You love me for me and my illness too Or get out of my room Please let me be ill, just for today I swear next time I will let you pray But let me be ill darling Just for today Just for Just for Just for Just for today