You ever get this feeling You're a Tamagotchi In the hands of some alien Or maybe that's just me I hope they take care of me And press all my buttons just right Cuz I don't feel like wasting a life tonight He's not texting me back I'm just trying to understand If it's random circumstance Or part of the program I swore I heard somebody call my name From outer space last night I just don't feel like being neglected tonight This all could be a simulation It would be an easier explanation To why I feel so robotic and needy Oh I know that I neglect myself sometimes And late at night I fantasize That someone takes care of me He's not gonna take care of me Is he? So i'm hoping and praying I'm a Tamagotchi In the hands of some loving alien who adopts me I hope they take care of me And press all my buttons— He's not gonna take care of me Is he? Praying I'm a Tamagotchi