She likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She likes romantic movies, I like Indiana Jones, yeah She goes to church and I stay at home Oh, she likes the Beatles and I like the Stones We met on the river in the mid-morning light She swears it was late afternoon She fell in love by the time it was night But I didn't give in 'til June Not long after we said I do, she had the nerve to move in She painted the walls, she penned up my dog And she kicked out all of my friends She likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She likes romantic movies, I like Indiana Jones, yeah She goes to church and I stay at home Oh, she likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She burns through money like I burn through smokes She says that I need to quit 'Cause if I die from cancer in 25 years She'll have to pay off the debt No, she don't think I'm funny, she don't laugh at my jokes I could care less about all her shoes My parents both hate her, but it evens out 'Cause her parents both hate me too She likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She likes romantic movies, I like Indiana Jones, yeah She goes to church and I stay at home Oh, she likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She brings me coffee when I'm working late She lifts me up when I'm low She understands when I'm carrying weight That I just have to hold up alone She's determined and honest, she's stubborn and strong And I always know where she stands So it never bugs me when she's always wrong As long as she's wrong with her hand in my hand She likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She likes romantic movies, I like Indiana Jones, yeah She goes to church and I stay at home Oh, she likes the Beatles and I like the Stones She likes the Beatles and I like the Stones