I caught you standin' behind the bar Put all my money in your tip jar Lord you never even noticed Never really cared Threw you a line and you shot me down I ain't no ring leader, I'm a damn clown I got my foot in my mouth Lord, with room to spare She's a tall drink of water and I'm dyin' of thirst Pour me a drink, Lord, make it hurt I'm on the edge, doin' the best I can I'm a dangerous man You got me runnin' around scratchin' my head Tell me what the hell to do next 'Cause every time I take the lead, I I can't hardly stand I gave you courage, you stole my pride They're countin' down, I need to be revived You knocked me out, then you turned around and ran I'm a dangerous man She's a tall drink of water and I'm dyin' of thirst Pour me a drink, Lord, make it hurt I'm on the edge, doin' the best I can I'm a dangerous man You got me runnin' around scratchin' my head Tell me what the hell to do next 'Cause every time I take the lead, I I can't hardly stand I gave you courage, you stole my pride They're countin' down, I need to be revived You knocked me out, then you turned around and ran I'm a dangerous man I'm a dangerous man