Once upon a time ago In a land not so far away There was a whole new government In a new territory This history of true Of reputation that's getting some fame History, it's in all of us, if you work for the GN I say one day (one day) I'm gonna work for the GN I say one day (one day) I'm gonna fix this mess we're all in With my 45-minutes coffee breaks And my hour-and-a-half lunches, you know I'm always late I say one day (one day) Gonna work for the GN ♪ I went down to HR the other day To hand in my resumé And I thought to myself, surely, surely there's no way If you slacked off with the feds If you've been fired by QIA Then there will surely be a place where you'll be overpaid I say one day (one day) I'm gonna work for the GN I say one day (one day) I'm gonna fix this mess we're all in With my 45-minute coffee breaks And my hour-and-a-half lunches, you know I'm always late I say one day (one day) Gonna work for the GN ♪ This brings me to the end of my story And I hope that you enjoyed About hearing all the perks of being employed Even though you may deny it It is clear and plain to see So much time and money spent Pretending to be busy I said one day (one day) I'm gonna work for the GN I said one day (one day) I'm gonna fix this mess we're all in With my 45-minute coffee breaks And my hour-and-a-half lunches, you know I'm always late I said one day (one day) Gonna work for the GN I said one day (one day) Gonna work for the GN