If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
I'd start with the thighs
Where the fatty part lies
Thick thighs save lives
Quite literally this time
My flesh will taste okay
My dog will eat the pain away
'Cause the whole world is dying
And I'm tired of surviving
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
The situations dire and my house is on fire
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead
And my friends are all dead
But at least she'd be healthy

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(Temmie)
I wish I had more time
But there goes my spine
I'm not (I'm not) alone (alone)
Because she's chewing my bones
My body's bleeding out
She's eaten half my torso now
Think I'm losing my eyesight
I've been here all night
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
The situations dire and my house is on fire
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead
And my friends are all dead
But at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse
If there was a-
If there was a-
If there was a zombie apocalypse
If there was a zombie apocalypse
(Ahh) If there was a-
If there was a-
If there was a zombie apocalypse
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
The situations dire and my house is on fire
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me (ahh)
There are zombies full of lead
And my friends are all dead
But at least she'd be healthy
(If there was a zombie apocaly...)