WEEKEND BLUES Check 2 Ramen Noodles 2020 Depression Guess Who's Back? Baby FuzZ I don't know what I came here for I'm a little lost and a little bored Guess I'm tired of all my solitary trends I wanna dance to a song I hate Walk away and commiserate with All of my imaginary friends Tonight I'll go down like a vagrant On some slab of beer-stained pavement In a pool of my own jaded rock n roll I'll dream that I made history Went on Letterman and made a hit cd But when I wake up I'll be way too fucking old And all the frat boys are lining up their drinks, they're shouting Oahwohowhohwohowowhowhoooo And the sad girls are waiting in the wings, they're crying Oahwohowhohwohowowhowhoooo Baby's got the Weekend Blues Now I'm watching lovers rise and fall Life and times of a disco ball That's hanging on for dear life I'll trade my work for another drink Save my hurt for my mother's shrink And tell her just how much I hate these nights I'll do burnouts with the burnouts Take some shots down with the dropouts If we don't kill ourselves, we'll kill a little time Cuz there's no cause without a rebel And there's no god without a devil And there's no weekend without a fucked up 9 to 5 And all the frat boys are lining up their drinks, they're shouting Oahwohowhohwohowowhowhoooo And the sad girls are waiting in the wings, they're crying Oahwohowhohwohowowhowhoooo Baby's got the Weekend Blues Your life is failure Your friends are all ghosts No one to regale you The world is joke Well out of 8 billion strangers Honey, you ain't the only out there alone tonight