We're All Gonna Die!!!
Johnny's got coronavirus
Billy's got AIDS
Titus meningitis
And Louis' got the plague
Mary's got cancer in her breast and her brain
Jimmy had a car crash in a hurricane
Bye bye
We're all gonna die
Connie got electrocuted
Manny went to war
Tony got eviscerated by a dinosaur
Fido drank insecticide
Mateo got gored
Mackenzie chugged some cyanide because she got bored
Bye bye
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
Cuz' we're all gonna die
Tommy had a heart attack
And Nancy had a stroke
Gary had his lungs collapse because he had too many smokes
Charlotte got decapitated
Timmy got obliterated
Donna got evaporated
Ghandi got assassinated
Dylan got emasculated then committed murder
A tiger ate Penelope and Barry ate a burger
Robert was a vampire
He fell in love with Heather
Heather fell in love with Michael
Michael fell in love with Trevor
Trevor turned into a Sasquatch and dropped out of high school
Then they bit each other and their jugular veins got severed
And they lived together forever
But that was a really fucking stupid movie.
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
Cuz' we're all gonna die
Alright everybody
This is the part of the song where you gotta do the dance with me
Cmon yeah ok
Well well well well well
You put your hands on your hips
And you jump to the left
Then you jump to the right
And you clap two times
Then you jump up and down for a while
Then you get kind of tired
And you fall on the ground
Then you do a death rattle and convulse
And foam comes out of your mouth
And then your spirit goes up to heaven as
You make a little snow angel on the ground
And it waves
Bye bye
Do you guys like punk rock?
(A little)
(Not really)
Alright show me your dicks
Let's fuck shit up
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
Cuz' we're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
We're all gonna die
Say goodbye
Cuz' we're all gonna die