I haven't had a Christmas present in years
I think Santa needs to wake up his reindeer
I hope I hear those sleigh bells near
This Christmas time
I'm sat all alone in the studio
Working on tracks that I know will never blow
(Shit) I should be heading home
This Christmas time
And I know (and I know)
You're sat all alone
In your grotto
I'm coming through
I'll see you soon
What you gonna do
Boo hoo hoo
(It's Christmas)
Hey Santa
Here's my list
I want this, this, this, this, this and this
Wait, let me check
There's something I've missed
Wait, wait, hold on
You're on the naughty list
And you're not coming off any time soon
Hey Santa
I know you're pissed
But is there any chance you'll take me off the naughty list
I've asked nicely
It's my only wish
As well as this, this, this, this, this and this
(Alright then)
If you really want to go there Santa
Then this could be a fight not banter
You ain't got the elves
You're just taking L's
If I'm being honest I just worry bout your health
Think of all the children
How they would be feeling
If they saw Santa Claus on the floor bleeding
But I'm gonna let it slide
It's Christmas Time
And I know (and I know)
You're sat all alone
In your grotto
I'm coming through
I'll see you soon
What you gonna do
Boo hoo hoo
(It's still Christmas)
Hey Santa
Here's my list
I want this, this, this, this, this and this
Wait, let me check
There's something I've missed
Didn't you hear me
You're on the naughty list
Hey Santa
Here's my list
I want this, this, this, this, this and this
Wait, let me check
There's something I've missed
I'm on the naughty list
Hey Santa
I know you're pissed
But if you're never gonna take me off the naughty list
Then I'll be forced to tell
All of the local kids
That Christmas is made up and you don't exist