Shawtys like a melody
In my bed
Got me screamin "uh yeah" when she gimme head
Shawtys like a melody
May catch a felony
Beatin' up dat pussy till its fuckin' dead
Bitch, remember the first time that we met
I was at Westfield, baitin' out your sister for being a sket
No cap, you smelt of sweat
Like a worker at CEX
In 10 minutes I got you undressed
In 10 secs I came on your breast
Yes, mans got game, like HsTikkyTokky
If you want your fanny fisted, just tell me, I can fist it properly
I'm the Shrek to your Fiona but fuck me you look like donkey
If you stay with me through hard times
You better stay when its floppy
And girl I'm sorry, for the times I fucked your Dad
Shoulda never did it but I did
Man I didn't realise it would get you so mad
Not my fault, he's a fit lad
With a big cock and that dad bod
It's hard to resist what he had
Can we have a three way shag
Jk, unless you are up for that
Bare times you be actin' like a twat
Got you a Wii fit when you were fat
But you didn't care, you spoilt brat
They think you're with me for the cheddar
But that's all cap
The only cheddar I give you, is pullin' my foreskin back
I know that we sometimes argue
I know that we sometimes fight
We've been on Jeremy Kyle twice
Cus I hit you with a left right right
But at least your face was alright
I couldn't fuck that up much more
Let's forget the times I've fucked up
And I'll fuck you, on the floor
Shawtys like a melody
Nah, shawtys jarrin
But until I find a fitter girl, imma let shawty be my darling
Let's sit back, roll a spliff and go Burger King for a date
I'll pick you up on my eScooter and the following song will play