One, Two
So you wanna be a pirate (yup)
Not sure what you must do
Then listen close and stand up straight
'Cause I got something for you
Well first you need a parrot
And a lumby bumby crew
Then get a pistol and get a sword
Some nice old cannons too
And then you steal a ship
Or whatever there may be
So going on for treasures
And soon you'll see (hey)
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate
You have a hook of gold
Where once your bloody hand's been
And if yer basterds being bold
I'll haunt you 'till the endscene
Waggons are for cowards
And horses for the weak
A sail above a wooden barque
Is all I need
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate
Ascended from rigger
Now a nautic master
Dagger and Trigger
Are my Deathcry-Caster
Ascended from rigger
Now a nautic master
Dagger and Trigger
Are my Deathcry-Caster
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a
How to be a
How to be a