Her green plastic watering can For her fake chinese rubberplant In the fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans To get ride of itself, It wears her out It wears her out She lives with a broken man. A cracked polystyreneman who just Crumbles and burns. He used to do surgery for girls In the eighties But gravity always wins And it wears him out. And it wears him out. She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But i can't help the feeling. I could blow through the ceiling. If i just turn and run. And it wears me out And it wears me out If i could be who you wanted If i could be who you wanted All the time...