The monsters are restless
The vampires thirst for fresh blood
I think it's time for some new friends to enjoy our hospitality
Our carnality
And their own mortality!
Here's your invitation to the party of the year
With all the monsters that you love, and all the ones you fear
And you'll hear some screaming, and you'll see some things tonight
And you'll think of leaving, and you might just get a fright
But you can't hide
From the monsters you find inside
Wolfman, Dracula, and the Bride of Frankenstein
And the man with the x-ray eyes
Ooh hoo ooh
Demon eyes are watching you from wallpaper patterns across the room
So try to relax and try to have fun
Festivities have just begun
So here's your invitation to the gala of the year
The all-night midnight monster party in the museum of the weird
And I hear you screaming as you wander the catacombs
And I know you're dreaming if you think that you'll go back home
You can't hide from the monsters you find inside
Wolfman, Dracula, and the Bride of Frankenstein
And the man with the x-ray eyes
Oh yeah!
See how it started!
A desperate man, driven to despair at the edge of insanity
As he digs his own grave plot!