Can you imagine the terror
Of he who's about to be fired
How long have I worked here?
How will I ever retire?
I've got everything set up just the way I like it
Wall seat, stress ball, Windows theme
Now someone's here to take it all away
He can choke on my American dream
Corporate Sent Me
And now you're all gonna pay
Corporate Sent Me
I need that report by the end of the day
Corporate Sent Me
And they gave me your parking space
Corporate Sent Me
Don't forget you can be replaced
Big man from a far away place
He wears a better suit, he drives a better car
I'd rather slap him right in his face
Than sit through another fucking training seminar
He fucks his gorgeous wife
Whispering in her ear
About all the ruined lives
And survivors left in fear
Corporate Sent Me
And now you're all gonna pay
Corporate Sent Me
I need that report by the end of the day
Corporate Sent Me
And they gave me your parking space
Corporate Sent Me
Don't forget you can be replaced
He takes what he wants
From the break room fridge
Try to complain about it,
Double overtime weekend shifts
Corporate Sent Me
And now you're all gonna pay
Corporate Sent Me
I need that report by the end of the day
Corporate Sent Me
And they gave me your parking space
Corporate Sent Me
Don't forget you can be replaced