Let's pretend, oh let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend Let's pretend the shame of Cuba really isn't there Castro is a nice guy who only wants to share In the peace and the prosperity that flourishes today He doesn't mean us any harm So if we pretend long enough, our fear will go away So let's pretend, oh let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend Let's pretend the wars in Asia are not as they appear All countries have some problems, why should we interfere The boys who've died in Vietnam don't matter anyway Just a few hundred soldiers And if we pretend long enough, their memory won't stay So let's pretend, yes let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend The benevolent American, he's loved by everyone He gives to all his dollars his airplanes and his guns For this we have the trust and the respect of everyone The riots and flag burnings If we pretend long enough, we'll see it's all in fun So let's pretend, oh let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend The communist conspiracy really isn't there The reds are only nice guys just wanting to be fair Why should they want to conquer us when they truly are our friends Don't look at Hungary or East Berlin For if we pretend long enough, all tyranny will end So let's pretend, oh let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend The man who stands for freedom is an idealistic fool For who would risk his life for outmoded thought from school He's just some kind of crazy nut who would rather die than live on In a world of chains and slavery And if we pretend long enough, his kind will all be gone So let's pretend, oh let's pretend Let's close our eyes, and think nice thoughts, and let's pretend