Got a nasty, lousy headache,
My mind is boldly bound to break
But good for me I know the remedy
For me, for goodness sake
Just three ingredients, please,
To get me on then off my knees
I'll kneel three times a day,
Then stand up proud and kiss the three of these
For breakfast, give me coffee
For lunch, I'll have a smoke
Dinner, something thinner,
While gin is fine but not ideal,
Just add a lime, and you've got a meal
So if you're like me and you need a pal
Take all three, and I'll show you how
Breakfast, lunch, dinner too
If you don't leave them, they won't leave you
Let me tell you all about it:
My life was quickly going to shhh
But good for me I found the remedy,
And I'm real proud of it
Just three ingredients please
To get me on then off my knees
I'll kneel three times a bit,
Then stand up and enjoy them as I please
For Breakfast, give me Cigarettes,
For lunch I'll have a drink
Dinner, something quicker
Give me caffeine, I'll take coffee Jack,
I don't need no cream, I'll take it black
So if you're like me and you need a pal
Take all three, and I'll show you how
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner too
And iff you don't leave them they won't leave you
For breakfast, something boozy
For lunch, a cup of Joe
Dinner something smokey
Roll it up, how I don't care
Just fill my cup I'll take it in like air
So if you're like me and you need a pal
Take all three, and I'll show you how
Breakfast, lunch, dinner too
And if you don't leave them they won't leave you
Got a nasty, lousy headache,
My mind is boldly bound to break
Those dear old remedies
No longer do me good for goodness sake
But I found a new thing, yes please!
To get me on then off my knees
I'll kneel three times a day,
Then stand up proud and drink it as I please
For breakfast, I want teacher
For Lunch, I'll have a nurse
Dinner, something thicker
While priest fun, but not ideal,
Just add a nun and you've got a meal
So if you're like me and you went to far
The world now is your cocktail bar
Breakfast, lunch, dinner too
I love them all, but my very favorite meal is you