Ten thousand million miles away from nowhere going OH YEAH!
Pack your bags we're leaving going on a train, don't know where!
Jugga Jugga, toot toot toot, Jugga Jugga, toot toot.
Conductor says, "All aboard!" Better get your can on board!
The dining cars are full, the coal is black, the wheels are turning
Pocket watch, a neck of pearls, it's a goldmine man and then some!
China please, and tea for three, just give your cash and bags to me
Reach for the sky you worthless plebes
We got ourselves a robbery
Boom boom bam,
Kick Slap Slam
Kick Crack Cram
KILL THE CONDUCTOR
Boom boom blast
Kick smack smash
Take em out back and we're kickin their ass!
Nowhere to go, nowhere to stay
You need a home to run away
Always going always leaving
Whistle blowin, engine steamin'
Dynamite Davie gave his soul to the Navy
With a tattoo on his arm and on the other a lady
Geronimo Joe gave a hell of a show
Cuttin' fifty in the city with his mother's machete
Sam-I-Is was one of twelve kids
Had no luck with the ladies but his pistol sure did
Harry the Hurricane finally went insane
Kissed a can and seven days rained
Boom boom bam,
Kick Slap Slam
Kick Crack Cram
KILL THE CONDUCTOR
Boom boom blast
Kick smack smash
Take em out back and we're kickin their ass!
Nowhere to go, nowhere to stay
You need a home to run away
Always going always leaving
Whistle blowin, engine steamin'