Keeping me in the dark Behind my back in my back yard Shaking my head, stealing my seat Keeping quite alone and meek I don't know if she can resist She don't when she sees my kess She's got a winning touch, she's preserved in gin She draws the line, it's fine this mess I'm in (?) I'm fine I'm fine Don't look down, you don't cast a shadow Peter pan with a baseball bat You're old fashioned (?) like a good-looking cousin Why can't you be like that Never been dumb, never take any bets Pockets bulge, we'd be riddled with debt Moving our heads? We'd be driving? So they can't hear you complain So they can't hear you complain Coach bob, the president and god Said we're gonna leave you black and blue I wouldn't want you to be misled No one will recognize you That's better, you're down on the mat now You're concrete and nobody's guess Get married and I'd probably hate it Why won't you settle for less? Don't look down, you don't cast a shadow Peter pan with a baseball bat You're old fashioned (?) like a good-looking cousin Why can't you be like that